Kids Comments

Little kids say the funniest things! I figured I'd share with you some of the things my brothers, or the kids I babysat, have said.

“I'll put your pillow sheet on for you mommy.”

“Can I have some of your hair Jell-o mommy?”

3 year old: “More Jell-o please.”

Mom: ”You mean cranberries?”

3 year old: “Yeah!”

(Turns light on) “Here's another light to turn off!”

“Brother, can I cozy by myself with you?”

“I'm not bigger than you, I'm just a little big.”

                                 “I didn't wake the baby, I just opened the door to say hi to him.”

                                     “ I'm allowed to have sugar mint tea. I mean peppermint.”

                    “Mom and Dad, can I sleep with you tonight? I will keep you warm (wink wink).”

“Mmm yummy hair, it smells good enough to be eaten!”

Dad: "Your mom makes the cutest kids!"

3 year old: "No she doesn't, God does!"

“The baby is crying, he is not crying for food he is crying for me.”

“Maybe when I grow up I will be a teenager.”

“ Do we have the Easter bunny’s number?”

“Dear Lord, please don't let us read anymore books about people dying of heart attacks.”

“Your Cat did not realize me without my glasses on, now she realizes me.”

“I like things that are moldy and gross!”

“Ooh I like your stinky smell!”

“This 'structions says two table cups of sugar and two table cups of salt.”

“Look! I found a broom-er (bristle) off the broom.”

“We've got a darning noodle and some thread.”

“I'm not little it just looks like it when I'm in my booster seat.”

“I will so miss you Calli but it's OK. We will see each other when I get back home!”

“I just licked it to get it clean.”

“You know, I love you, sis. Don't tell mom that I love you.”

Why do my kids get to say all the funny stuff? What have your kids, or siblings, come up with? I would love to hear about it, tell me in the comments!